{{ Recovered as of ██/██/1932, BR Archive, original printed date ██/██/17██, author and context unknown, presumed French Revolution Radical, ████ █. ██████: }}
I am the eater of foods
I am the hunter of pests
I am the raiser of broods
I am the maker of nests
I am the peckable
ripable
but easily mendable
Straw Sack Scarecrow of the Sward.
I am the molder of minds
I am the author of books
I am the minter of dimes
I am the mover of rooks
I am the sharp and the
brittle
debatably durable
Silvered Scriber of the School.
I am the keeper of secrets
I am the bringer of joy
I am the satyr of senates
I am the maker of toys
I am the horrible
terrible
vehemently deplorable
Xenopilus.
You reap what you sow, you know.